Sunday, March 25, 2007
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I'm socially dead, thanks to vicki tan wei kee, cos if i don't end up in the happy ending that i'd always dreamt of, then i'm gonna ruin her's, i don't care.
And also thanks to katherine ma and zhang clarissa for all the sabotaging and 'support'. Now everybody knows who i like, even Wanting and harvey, ewww. I'm not a secret anymore. Katherine's a pervert, kept taking shots of him in every angle she could take.
I never realised that this world could be such a small world. Harvey knows who is eyecandy and at that moment i was gabbing crap non-stop, shouting all the way til the far end corner of expo could hear me.
I've got a new trademark now, which apparently is my voice. And everyone (even strangers) had to calm me down. And there was this lady, with extreme attitude problem, who tried to shush me down by giving me a stern look. Oh please, i was just elated.
I was high during service, i kept laughing, singing, shouting and screaming. And strangely, i gave everybody hugs even those that i do not know. Haha, how affectionate.
Perhaps it was yesterday's vodka.Woots, my guiltiest guilty pleasure.
Or maybe it was something else.Qy said that i'm bonier now. She thought i had eating disorder cos i kept vommiting, haha!
Expo's otah auntie had a different definition of my eating habit :
me; erm, can i have 3 otahs?
auntie; or okay, that would be $1.20
me; erm i think i'll round it up to 4 otahs.
auntie; oh, okay, sure. $1.60 please.
* 5 minutes later *
me; hello auntie, i want 5 more otahs.
auntie; huh? 5 more? i though you just bought just now?
me; yeah, i ate finish alrdy.
auntie; so fast?
Yeah, that fast, i practically gobbled down the whole thing, despite of it being spicy. Sure enough it burnt my tounge and so i dashed to some drink stall to have pink guava. But quickening steps never worked, cos i tripped and almost fell on my butt. Oww.
*during service*
vicki: please la, that sec 4 guy is SOO much better than your eyecandy. Tsk.
me; whatever, my eyecandy's cuter than your whoever and whatever-you-name-it.
vicki; whatever. mine got pacs okay!!!
me; so?! mine got fats okay!
vicki; HAHAHA! fats.
me; okay what, fats are more huggable.
vicki; *points to current crush* see? see? see? He's tan, tall, muscular and handsome!!!
me; urgh, please. Mine's cute, fat, short and white okay! big deal.
clarissa; harh?! Omg carol, your eyecandy is fattt la...
HAHA, i like fat guys.
I find fat guys appealing, maybe it's just an extreme fetish, lol!
6:50 pm
